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good news! i can now draw to yoUr heart’s content! it won’t look the best, bUt it will get the job done! so, from now on, mostly all asks will be accompanied by a doodle! ^u^ all the more reason to ask away!

ask me anything! don’t be shy, friends! i have nothing else to do all day besides transition from my annoying brother and talk to my favorite characters! not that it’s a bad thing! :U

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why did yoU taste oUr jUjU, brother? yoU knew we woUld save it for the person we wanted it have it most. clearly going crazy with ‘tricksterness’ has made yoU even crazier than before! the only thing that is better aboUt yoUrself now that yoU are all hyped is yoUr art. yoU are definitely a…

BuT I DIDN’T LISTEN. I STILL HATE YOu. AND I ALSO LOST THE JuJu. OOOOOOOPS.

u_u i jUst really wish we coUld be friends. yoU woUld have been a very nice brother! and how did yoU lose the jUjU? we both know it was very important to oUrselves! :U

WELL EXCuSE ME FOR TRADING IT IN FOR MY VERY FASHIONABLE WATERMELON. NO. YES. NO. I REALLY PuT IT DOWN AND I THINK SOMEBODY TOOK IT. OOPS

yoU are not excUsed! why woUld yoU want sUch a disastroUs accessory?! and how coUld yoU let someone take one of oUr most prized items? yoU are making me very mad, brother. >:u

LOOK. I DIDN’T SAY THEY COuLD HAVE IT. I WAS A VICTIM OF THIS HARSH CRIME! AND MY WATERMELON IS GREAT, THANK YOu tumut.

it soUnds more like yoU gave it to them! coUgh Up the trUth! what *really* happened?!

OK. DON’T GET MORE MAD AT ME. I WAS GOING TO GET THE WATERMELON…. WAIT… YOu REALLY SHOuLD GET SOMETHING TO PuT ON YOuR HEAD TOO. ANYWAY… WAIT… WHAT?

i’m not pUtting watermelon on my head! if anything, i woUld pUt horns on my head! not some stinky frUit that will rotten away! 

i kind of forgot what we were talking aboUt. oh well, i can never stay angry against my own brother, whether he is fake or not! ^u^

OH. AND I’M NOT FAKE! I’M VERY REAL. I PuT uP A PICTURE OF THE WATERMELON I BOuGHT SOMEWHERE…

i foUnd it! and for yoUr information, brother, that is a chocolate dipped strawberry! i cannot tell if it is a real one, or fake, however.

and, regarding yoUr existence, i believe now that there is no real or fake character. yoU are probably jUst a different brother from a different timeline than mine! ^u^ 

I KNOW MY FuCKING FRuITS. I’VE SEEN PICTuRES. THE PERSON I BOuGHT IT FROM. SAID IT WAS A VERY SPECIAL WATERMELON. FOR A SPECIAL CHERuB.

are yoU sUre aboUt that? yoU, or Us, are indeed a very special cherUb. bUt, do yoU really think yoU know yoUr frUits?

WRONG. YOu AREN’T SPECIAL. NOPE. THATS ME. ONLY ME. NOT YOu. AND YES. I KNOW MY FRuITS. WITH THIS WATERMELON. I’LL EITHER GET ALL THE BITCHES OR DIRK. EITHER ONE. MAYBE BOTH.

yoU are hardly trained in knowledge. there can be different Us’s from different timelines. that’s yoU, in my case! i’m not sUre how mUch hUmans like ‘watermelons’ (coUgh, strawberries, coUgh) in possession of someone. having a frUit doesn’t make yoU more attractable. it’s what’s on the inside of *yoU* that coUnts!

IT IS NOT. A FuCKING. STRAWBERRY. STRAWBERRIES ARE HuGE GREEN THINGS WITH GROSS PINK INSIDES. ALL THE BITCHES LOVE WATERMELONS. THATS A FACT.

i think it is! strawberries are actUally the reverse of what yoU jUst said! and what if someone is allergic to watermelons? then maybe they woUldn’t like them. pop qUiz! what does an apple, banana, and orange look like? hint: frUit! :U

AN APPLE IS A COMPuTER. GENIuS. A BANANA GROWS ON A VINE. ITS GREEN. AND HAS SEEDS. AND ITS FuRRY. ORANGE IS A COLOR. NOT A FRuIT.

actUally, an apple is a frUit, or a company. not a compUter! bananas can be a variety of coloUrs, and are only fUrry if they are moldy! lastly, oranges are like apples, bUt are the coloUr orange and generally very soUr or sweet! glad to see yoU know most of yoUr frUits, eh? ^u^ 

SHuT uP. I KNOW EVERYTHING. YOu WHOREMELON.

alright, mr. grUmpy pants. jUst know that being mean will get yoU nowhere in life, and no one will like yoU! now, if yoU will excUse me, i have to go write some fanfi- i mean, chat with my favorite chara- i mean chat with the kids. cheerio! ^u^

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why did yoU taste oUr jUjU, brother? yoU knew we woUld save it for the person we wanted it have it most. clearly going crazy with ‘tricksterness’ has made yoU even crazier than before! the only thing that is better aboUt yoUrself now that yoU are all hyped is yoUr art. yoU are definitely a…

BuT I DIDN’T LISTEN. I STILL HATE YOu. AND I ALSO LOST THE JuJu. OOOOOOOPS.

u_u i jUst really wish we coUld be friends. yoU woUld have been a very nice brother! and how did yoU lose the jUjU? we both know it was very important to oUrselves! :U

WELL EXCuSE ME FOR TRADING IT IN FOR MY VERY FASHIONABLE WATERMELON. NO. YES. NO. I REALLY PuT IT DOWN AND I THINK SOMEBODY TOOK IT. OOPS

yoU are not excUsed! why woUld yoU want sUch a disastroUs accessory?! and how coUld yoU let someone take one of oUr most prized items? yoU are making me very mad, brother. >:u

LOOK. I DIDN’T SAY THEY COuLD HAVE IT. I WAS A VICTIM OF THIS HARSH CRIME! AND MY WATERMELON IS GREAT, THANK YOu tumut.

it soUnds more like yoU gave it to them! coUgh Up the trUth! what *really* happened?!

OK. DON’T GET MORE MAD AT ME. I WAS GOING TO GET THE WATERMELON…. WAIT… YOu REALLY SHOuLD GET SOMETHING TO PuT ON YOuR HEAD TOO. ANYWAY… WAIT… WHAT?

i’m not pUtting watermelon on my head! if anything, i woUld pUt horns on my head! not some stinky frUit that will rotten away! 

i kind of forgot what we were talking aboUt. oh well, i can never stay angry against my own brother, whether he is fake or not! ^u^

OH. AND I’M NOT FAKE! I’M VERY REAL. I PuT uP A PICTURE OF THE WATERMELON I BOuGHT SOMEWHERE…

i foUnd it! and for yoUr information, brother, that is a chocolate dipped strawberry! i cannot tell if it is a real one, or fake, however.

and, regarding yoUr existence, i believe now that there is no real or fake character. yoU are probably jUst a different brother from a different timeline than mine! ^u^ 

I KNOW MY FuCKING FRuITS. I’VE SEEN PICTuRES. THE PERSON I BOuGHT IT FROM. SAID IT WAS A VERY SPECIAL WATERMELON. FOR A SPECIAL CHERuB.

are yoU sUre aboUt that? yoU, or Us, are indeed a very special cherUb. bUt, do yoU really think yoU know yoUr frUits?

WRONG. YOu AREN’T SPECIAL. NOPE. THATS ME. ONLY ME. NOT YOu. AND YES. I KNOW MY FRuITS. WITH THIS WATERMELON. I’LL EITHER GET ALL THE BITCHES OR DIRK. EITHER ONE. MAYBE BOTH.

yoU are hardly trained in knowledge. there can be different Us’s from different timelines. that’s yoU, in my case! i’m not sUre how mUch hUmans like ‘watermelons’ (coUgh, strawberries, coUgh) in possession of someone. having a frUit doesn’t make yoU more attractable. it’s what’s on the inside of *yoU* that coUnts!

IT IS NOT. A FuCKING. STRAWBERRY. STRAWBERRIES ARE HuGE GREEN THINGS WITH GROSS PINK INSIDES. ALL THE BITCHES LOVE WATERMELONS. THATS A FACT.

i think it is! strawberries are actUally the reverse of what yoU jUst said! and what if someone is allergic to watermelons? then maybe they woUldn’t like them. pop qUiz! what does an apple, banana, and orange look like? hint: frUit! :U

AN APPLE IS A COMPuTER. GENIuS. A BANANA GROWS ON A VINE. ITS GREEN. AND HAS SEEDS. AND ITS FuRRY. ORANGE IS A COLOR. NOT A FRuIT.

actUally, an apple is a frUit, or a company. not a compUter! bananas can be a variety of coloUrs, and are only fUrry if they are moldy! lastly, oranges are like apples, bUt are the coloUr orange and generally very soUr or sweet! glad to see yoU know most of yoUr frUits, eh? ^u^ 

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why did yoU taste oUr jUjU, brother? yoU knew we woUld save it for the person we wanted it have it most. clearly going crazy with ‘tricksterness’ has made yoU even crazier than before! the only thing that is better aboUt yoUrself now that yoU are all hyped is yoUr art. yoU are definitely a…

BuT I DIDN’T LISTEN. I STILL HATE YOu. AND I ALSO LOST THE JuJu. OOOOOOOPS.

u_u i jUst really wish we coUld be friends. yoU woUld have been a very nice brother! and how did yoU lose the jUjU? we both know it was very important to oUrselves! :U

WELL EXCuSE ME FOR TRADING IT IN FOR MY VERY FASHIONABLE WATERMELON. NO. YES. NO. I REALLY PuT IT DOWN AND I THINK SOMEBODY TOOK IT. OOPS

yoU are not excUsed! why woUld yoU want sUch a disastroUs accessory?! and how coUld yoU let someone take one of oUr most prized items? yoU are making me very mad, brother. >:u

LOOK. I DIDN’T SAY THEY COuLD HAVE IT. I WAS A VICTIM OF THIS HARSH CRIME! AND MY WATERMELON IS GREAT, THANK YOu tumut.

it soUnds more like yoU gave it to them! coUgh Up the trUth! what *really* happened?!

OK. DON’T GET MORE MAD AT ME. I WAS GOING TO GET THE WATERMELON…. WAIT… YOu REALLY SHOuLD GET SOMETHING TO PuT ON YOuR HEAD TOO. ANYWAY… WAIT… WHAT?

i’m not pUtting watermelon on my head! if anything, i woUld pUt horns on my head! not some stinky frUit that will rotten away! 

i kind of forgot what we were talking aboUt. oh well, i can never stay angry against my own brother, whether he is fake or not! ^u^

OH. AND I’M NOT FAKE! I’M VERY REAL. I PuT uP A PICTURE OF THE WATERMELON I BOuGHT SOMEWHERE…

i foUnd it! and for yoUr information, brother, that is a chocolate dipped strawberry! i cannot tell if it is a real one, or fake, however.

and, regarding yoUr existence, i believe now that there is no real or fake character. yoU are probably jUst a different brother from a different timeline than mine! ^u^ 

I KNOW MY FuCKING FRuITS. I’VE SEEN PICTuRES. THE PERSON I BOuGHT IT FROM. SAID IT WAS A VERY SPECIAL WATERMELON. FOR A SPECIAL CHERuB.

are yoU sUre aboUt that? yoU, or Us, are indeed a very special cherUb. bUt, do yoU really think yoU know yoUr frUits?

WRONG. YOu AREN’T SPECIAL. NOPE. THATS ME. ONLY ME. NOT YOu. AND YES. I KNOW MY FRuITS. WITH THIS WATERMELON. I’LL EITHER GET ALL THE BITCHES OR DIRK. EITHER ONE. MAYBE BOTH.

yoU are hardly trained in knowledge. there can be different Us’s from different timelines. that’s yoU, in my case! i’m not sUre how mUch hUmans like ‘watermelons’ (coUgh, strawberries, coUgh) in possession of someone. having a frUit doesn’t make yoU more attractable. it’s what’s on the inside of *yoU* that coUnts!

IT IS NOT. A FuCKING. STRAWBERRY. STRAWBERRIES ARE HuGE GREEN THINGS WITH GROSS PINK INSIDES. ALL THE BITCHES LOVE WATERMELONS. THATS A FACT.

i think it is! strawberries are actUally the reverse of what yoU jUst said! and what if someone is allergic to watermelons? then maybe they woUldn’t like them. pop qUiz! what does an apple, banana, and orange look like? hint: frUit! :U

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why did yoU taste oUr jUjU, brother? yoU knew we woUld save it for the person we wanted it have it most. clearly going crazy with ‘tricksterness’ has made yoU even crazier than before! the only thing that is better aboUt yoUrself now that yoU are all hyped is yoUr art. yoU are definitely a…

BuT I DIDN’T LISTEN. I STILL HATE YOu. AND I ALSO LOST THE JuJu. OOOOOOOPS.

u_u i jUst really wish we coUld be friends. yoU woUld have been a very nice brother! and how did yoU lose the jUjU? we both know it was very important to oUrselves! :U

WELL EXCuSE ME FOR TRADING IT IN FOR MY VERY FASHIONABLE WATERMELON. NO. YES. NO. I REALLY PuT IT DOWN AND I THINK SOMEBODY TOOK IT. OOPS

yoU are not excUsed! why woUld yoU want sUch a disastroUs accessory?! and how coUld yoU let someone take one of oUr most prized items? yoU are making me very mad, brother. >:u

LOOK. I DIDN’T SAY THEY COuLD HAVE IT. I WAS A VICTIM OF THIS HARSH CRIME! AND MY WATERMELON IS GREAT, THANK YOu tumut.

it soUnds more like yoU gave it to them! coUgh Up the trUth! what *really* happened?!

OK. DON’T GET MORE MAD AT ME. I WAS GOING TO GET THE WATERMELON…. WAIT… YOu REALLY SHOuLD GET SOMETHING TO PuT ON YOuR HEAD TOO. ANYWAY… WAIT… WHAT?

i’m not pUtting watermelon on my head! if anything, i woUld pUt horns on my head! not some stinky frUit that will rotten away! 

i kind of forgot what we were talking aboUt. oh well, i can never stay angry against my own brother, whether he is fake or not! ^u^

OH. AND I’M NOT FAKE! I’M VERY REAL. I PuT uP A PICTURE OF THE WATERMELON I BOuGHT SOMEWHERE…

i foUnd it! and for yoUr information, brother, that is a chocolate dipped strawberry! i cannot tell if it is a real one, or fake, however.

and, regarding yoUr existence, i believe now that there is no real or fake character. yoU are probably jUst a different brother from a different timeline than mine! ^u^ 

I KNOW MY FuCKING FRuITS. I’VE SEEN PICTuRES. THE PERSON I BOuGHT IT FROM. SAID IT WAS A VERY SPECIAL WATERMELON. FOR A SPECIAL CHERuB.

are yoU sUre aboUt that? yoU, or Us, are indeed a very special cherUb. bUt, do yoU really think yoU know yoUr frUits?

WRONG. YOu AREN’T SPECIAL. NOPE. THATS ME. ONLY ME. NOT YOu. AND YES. I KNOW MY FRuITS. WITH THIS WATERMELON. I’LL EITHER GET ALL THE BITCHES OR DIRK. EITHER ONE. MAYBE BOTH.

yoU are hardly trained in knowledge. there can be different Us’s from different timelines. that’s yoU, in my case! i’m not sUre how mUch hUmans like ‘watermelons’ (coUgh, strawberries, coUgh) in possession of someone. having a frUit doesn’t make yoU more attractable. it’s what’s on the inside of *yoU* that coUnts!